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Lightbody Laughter Oracle
sacred giggles, soft truth, and nap-approved insight.
✨ This is not your usual oracle.
Here, wisdom shows up wearing pajamas, naps count as enlightenment practice, and laughter is a sacred doorway. Some cards arrive as jokes, others as gentle whispers — all reminders that light doesn’t have to be heavy.
Card #22
You’re Already Enlightened. Now Take a Nap
✨ Caption:
You’ve transcended dimensions, cleared karma, integrated shadows, and made peace with your inner child...
and now you’re hangry and slightly overstimulated.
It’s nap time.
🔮 Energetic Message:
You’ve done enough. Seriously.
You are enough.
Stop trying to fix what’s not broken.
Stop “processing” every stray thought like it’s a karmic emergency.
Take a nap. Drink some water. Giggle a little.
You are divine. And you’re also human.
Both need blankets.
🕊️ Affirmation:
“I give myself permission to be holy... horizontal.”
Card #23
The Answer Was Tea
✨ Caption:
You asked the universe for a sign.
Then you asked again.
Then you micro-analyzed the sign.
Then you asked your inner child, your higher self, and your favorite meme page.
But the answer was already steeping.
It was tea.
It was always tea.
🔮 Energetic Message:
Stop looking for signs that feel complicated.
Start noticing the warm mug in your hand.
The way you exhaled.
The invitation you almost accepted.
The universe isn’t cryptic.
It’s just quiet.
And slightly herbal.
The answer wasn’t out there.
It was chamomile. ☕️
🕊️ Companion Affirmation:
“I trust the steeping.”
Card #24
✧ The Lunar Eclipse ✧
Caption:
✨ You can let go. It’s already in orbit.
Energetic Message:
The eclipse reminds us that letting go doesn’t stop the orbit. What is meant is already moving. Release frees your heart to notice the light that remains.
Affirmation:
🌌 “My light remains, even when shadow passes through me.”